Just For Fun
New trains have been announced today in the name of celebrities
Modi Express: Will not run, will whistle sharply every now and then.
Bappi Lahiri Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it
Ekta Kapoor Express: will come three times on the same platform in slow motion
Amir Khan Express: Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice
Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath
Manmohan Express: one and only silent train
MS Dhoni Express: 95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr
Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed repeatedly
Congress Express: An experienced driver in each coach, driver Of engine on leave
Amit Shah Express: Covers the whole country except Delhi
A Kejriwal Express: Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination...could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train
Y S Jagan Express : The only train that will travel in the opposite direction, the driver will welcome each passenger with a Kiss
And finally, Indian Railways Ka Shaan
Rajnikant Express: Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go
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